Thou ruttish hasty-witted puttock! It’s like a Harry Potter novel. — tanya b.
Make Your Own Shakespearean Insults (Thou gleeking, crook-pated flap-dragon)! Shakespeare insult kit…
Thou unmuzzled bat-fowling giglet!
This is one my verymostfavourite things the internet has ever given me. And I feel that way every time I see it.